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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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