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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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