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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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