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Pet death
My
brother
had their beloved pet
parrot 🦜
Sparky
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏
a tiger 🐯
a cheetah 😺
a turkey 🦃
a warthog 🐗
a lion 🦁
an ostrich 🐦
an elephant 🐘
a lynx 😺
a hippo 🦛
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