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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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