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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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