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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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