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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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