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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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