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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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