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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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