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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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