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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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