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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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