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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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