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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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