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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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