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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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