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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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