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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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