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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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