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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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