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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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