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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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