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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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