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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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