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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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