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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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