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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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