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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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