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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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