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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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