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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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