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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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