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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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