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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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