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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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