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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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