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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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