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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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