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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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