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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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