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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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