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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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