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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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