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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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