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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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