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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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