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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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