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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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