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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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