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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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