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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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