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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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