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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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