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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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