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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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