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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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