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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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