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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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